If you know me at all (which, for your sake, I hope you don't), you know that blogging is something I consider a waste of time. I really have no idea why I would blog. I really have no idea why it's a good idea for me to blog. However, I'm told (pretty much daily) that I am "frikkin hilarious." So I figure I should change more people's lives and share my frikkin hilariosity on the internet. Who the heck knows?! Maybe my blog will be famous one day. Maybe I'll become a comic writer because I'm funny. Or maybe I'll just make a bunch of people cry and/or wish they were dead. Please don't mention me in suicide notes, though. That might hang over my head for the rest of my life.
All that said, I'll probably write about a myriad of things. I really have no plan for this blog except that it probably won't get read. I may put "excerpts" from my non-fiction in here and I may write long, drawn out explanations of why I think the way I do. I would highly recommend avoiding reading that... But only because I'm crazy.
Now that I have written this far, I'm realizing that I have no idea who I'm talking to. This is very much a random, nonsensical piece of stream of consciousness showing my insanity and proving that I talk to myself too much.
So, in honor of those who have told me I should blog and in honor of those who tell me I'm hilarious, I am starting this Blog. Which really isn't a blog.
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